This story just cracked me up.

Man Meets Wife in Brothel

This husband slinks off to the local love den for some hanky panky on the side and finds out his wife is working there. You have to imagine that would be awkward. Where exactly do you start that conversation? It’s like a raunchy version of that old song Pina Colada. Allow me to remind you so that it is stuck in your brain all day.

“If you like Pina Coladas
And getting caught in the rain
If you’re not into yoga
If you have half a brain
If you’d like making love at midnight
In the dunes on the Cape
Then I’m the love that you’ve looked for
Write to me and escape.”

CONTEST UPDATE!!! Ideas are already coming in- but thus far no one seems to be in touch with the Ellen show or Oprah so there is still time. In response to the question- yes if you do multiple things you can be entered multiple times.

23 Days until the release of UNPREDICTABLE! Yowza.